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Happy Freedom Weekend

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America: Delivering Freedom Faster Than Your Local Pizza Guy

  • Guile: Support the troops
  • American Beast: Tactical Freedom
  • Captain America: The Anti-Nazi
  • Rocky: The Eye of the Tiger (Pretty sure that guy bleeds freedom.)
  • Justice: Close your eyes. Now, picture good Superman games. Dont pitch a tent.
  • Theory: Superman is so American, there should be a series of test to play his games. We cant just let some communists experience America throughout the eyes of Superman.
  • John McClain: Give this man a cigarette, and he is blowing something up. Yippie kaiyay, fellow Americans.
  • Rambo: When you are pushed, killing is as easy as breathing. (We\'re all about pointless violence here, if you havent noticed).
  • America\'s past time and Major League Baseball\'s most successful franchise: No contest, America, all the way.
  • The real football: We are also good at stealing things here. (How else do you think we got this place?)
  • Ken: Blonde hair, white guy, millionaire (Anymore proof?)
  • Major League Eating: We, have soooo much food, we have sport for it.
  • More Rambo, just to get a balanced dosage of America (Remember...breathe).
  • G.I. Joe: Knowing is half the battle. (Suffered a seizure when staring at this screen when I was a kid. But now..I\'m ready).
  • Captain Falcon: Chuck who? Falcon destroys foes (terrorists) with freedom knees. God bless.

A few notables:

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
Hulk Hogan

Did we forget anyone? Let us know in the comment section!

(We are working on the punctuation problems. As you can see on the footer, our content is too American for the foreign Wordpress theme to handle.)

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Mauricio Bowers
on July 5th, 2008
in America
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