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Happy Freedom Weekend

America: Delivering Freedom Faster Than Your Local Pizza Guy

  • Guile: Support the troops
  • American Beast: Tactical Freedom
  • Captain America: The Anti-Nazi
  • Rocky: The Eye of the Tiger (Pretty sure that guy bleeds freedom.)
  • Justice: Close your eyes. Now, picture good Superman games. Dont pitch a tent.
  • Theory: Superman is so American, there should be a series of test to play his games. We cant just let some communists experience America throughout the eyes of Superman.
  • John McClain: Give this man a cigarette, and he is blowing something up. Yippie kaiyay, fellow Americans.
  • Rambo: When you are pushed, killing is as easy as breathing. (We\'re all about pointless violence here, if you havent noticed).
  • America\'s past time and Major League Baseball\'s most successful franchise: No contest, America, all the way.
  • The real football: We are also good at stealing things here. (How else do you think we got this place?)
  • Ken: Blonde hair, white guy, millionaire (Anymore proof?)
  • Major League Eating: We, have soooo much food, we have sport for it.
  • More Rambo, just to get a balanced dosage of America (Remember...breathe).
  • G.I. Joe: Knowing is half the battle. (Suffered a seizure when staring at this screen when I was a kid. But now..I\'m ready).
  • Captain Falcon: Chuck who? Falcon destroys foes (terrorists) with freedom knees. God bless.

A few notables:

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
Hulk Hogan

Did we forget anyone? Let us know in the comment section!

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